What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

Why do people hate on Serena (anime character)? What did she ever do to anyone except be a good friend to Ash Ketchum and an awesome trainer herself?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

Most people aren’t following this important dietary advice. Are you? - The Washington Post

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

What made you stop being an addict?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How did the use of cows change in Indian culture over time? Is the value of cattle still important in modern times?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do men like women gold diggers?